2.0     The Second Voyage of Alberta Bound

September, 1980

I remember that I never tested myself again until Harvey’s.  In fact, I don’t think I believed I really could.  I have the memory, but it’s wispy and vague.  A dream, the moment you wake up and want to tell someone.  It’s almost there, but it’s gone.  And there in front of Dr. Max Marvel I asked myself for just that one second, would I ever be able to do it again?  And suddenly I knew that I could—that I had been born to it.  But for audiences?  My other thought was that this: that Dr. Max Marvel looked familiar.  But I couldn’t place him.

2.1     Harvey’s

The second voyage gets Alberta as far as the Canada-U.S. border before she is turned back sans forged note, and a small chunk of hash.  I know, I know, what was she thinking, right?

She gets off lightly by her standards.  A border guard is offered a blowjob.  Offer accepted.  The deed was swift.  She’s been through worse she tells herself as she walks down the hall, throat locked tight: At least they didn’t call in the Flying Monkeys to come fetch me like last time.  She smiles to convince the world how stalwart she is, still holding the guard’s semen in her mouth.  She floods her mouth with saliva to dilute the poison.  Outside now, Alberta doesn’t even wait the three steps to the nearest garbage bin before she purges, vowing to find industrial soap before nightfall to cleanse her soul.  She stares at the viscous earth, allowing tears for a nanosecond before spitting again.  No one is there.  Indeed, Alberta is suddenly invisible.  The guard, in some drab little room, lights a cigarette taken from Alberta’s confiscated pack.  He laughs, not realising the joke’s on him: his wallet has just been lifted.

Outside, Alberta ponders food and a place to sleep.  She flips through the wallet, scavenging the cash, pocketing the guard’s ID for a trophy—later throwing the wallet into the lake, staying some twenty minutes to watch it sink.  But she will be disappointed for the wallet does not sink but rather, it is carried out of sight by the cold black waves.  Dismayed, she heads to Harvey’s, smug in the knowledge that she’s richer by at least a week’s worth of Yankee green.

 

Maybe I can join some travelling circus Alberta wonders as she orders Holy Pasture Pancakes Batman!  There’s a

Yes, there’s a sideshow chowing down in Harvey’s.  Can you believe the synchronicity?  I know I know, I could barely believe it myself, but truth is always stranger than fiction.

This is great, I’ve always wanted to run away with a circus.  She approaches the table, chocolate milkshake in hand.

“That’s nice kiddo.  Take a number.  What can you do?”

“What can I do?”

“Yes.  Do.  Do.  What can you do?  Are you blessed with any sideshow skills?  Are you contortionist?  A geek?  Had any experience or training in the circus performance sector?  What can you do?  Everyone wants to join a circus but nobody ever has any skills.”  Dr. Max Marvel sighs, his burden great.