Dea.mbulate, v. 1623
Forthcoming Publications from Deambulation Editions
Not Just for Breakfast Anymore: The True Story of Icing, and other Mythologies
A brief 16-page chapbook on the history of icing. Includes recipes. Coming this Winter 2004.
You Deserve Better: A Guide to Getting Dumped
A guide on how to determine if you've been dumped (because God only knows it's not obvious sometimes); what to do, how to keep busy, and finally, evil nasty things to say to the louse before/during/after you've been dumped. Spring 2004
Published Stories and Frontispieces (more to follow)
Barbie and the Mir Station
Originally published in The National Post in November 2000. The question: What do you get for the doll who has everything?
On Grooming and G-Strings
Just like the title says...Originally published in Matrix Magazine. This is a scan from the magazine so you'll have to view it page-by-page. Page 2 and Page 3. After being published, this story was read at The Pussy Pen in May 2003.
Just Say Yo to Carbs
Originally read at The Pussy Pen in July 2003. Elizabeth Hurley, Star Wars, and Carbs.... oh my!
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